Grammar Blog: Week 14: Could this be familiar?

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I’ve never heard of peeves as pets, so I can’t say I have a pet peeve.

On a side note: I’ve never heard of peeve used without pet accompanying it. As if it can only be a pet one takes care of rather than just being a peeve of its own. Should someone stand for peeve rights?

Anyway, I suppose if I were to answer this question as intended, I’d say my pet peeve has changed a little since the beginning of the semester. Is it not apparent yet? Well, it shouldn’t be since I haven’t said anything, but I do love typing.

No, it’s not wasting time. If it were, I’d drown in a sea of my own laziness.

It’s actually sentencing in all caps.

YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS?! HI, DOES THIS MAKE MY SENTENCE MORE AUTHORITATIVE AND MEMORABLE. YOU CAN ALL TELL I’M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT I’M TYPING!

This isn’t something I’ve noticed in non-electronic formats. This seems to coincide with the birth of texting and instant messaging. I suppose it’s supposed to imply the speaker is yelling, but goddammit, that is also annoying. Is someone yelling going to make you more apt to listen to them? Hearing is not the same as listening. I’m also not going to read the large print book you want to type on your smartphone typewriter.

Trust me (Obviously, you want to now), try not to yell at anyone you’re writing to and speaking to. You may be heard, but they don’t have to listen.

QUICK, SOMEONE COMPARE THE LAST LINE TO THE 2016 ELECTION!

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Grammar Blog: Week 11: Fun with Puns.

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Thank you for the great pun visual, English 8. Milkshakes are good for everyone unless they’re not (they are). There’s also a pretty good pun generator here.

So we had a pun assignment before this pun assignment.

(On another silly side note: Are you really hitting me for typing in “pun” Grammarly?)

My pun was accessible to my friends who were already fans (fanatics, not the cool you down fans).Far Cry fans would have interpreted the denotation before the connotative meaning, or at least, would have been the most likely. Otherwise, it is not an obvious pun unless it’s read with an explanation. It was fun to write and break down its elements, but I can see why it is not super accessible to anyone who hasn’t heard of the Far Cry series or the Ubisoft company.

So let me start off with a series of horrible puns based around a theme. It should be easy to see, we’ll proceed accordionly.

Now, not to harp on this theme over and over again, but I treble with anticipation every time I can utilize them. There is absolutely no reason to just fiddle around.

Did you catch them?

Music instruments and related terms!

Let’s see:

Accordion was horrible transfigured to combine with accordingly. Harp fit well into the context of the sentence and works as a pun too. Treble was a stretch as it wasn’t necessarily a strict musical term and it barely matches tremble. “Fiddle around” sounds like something that could be a common phrase.

Personally, I think the best puns have homophones, and words that don’t have to be horribly stretched to match the pun. The harp mention was the best example because it was already a well-known phrase and it fit the pun theme. For me, the pun that takes a second to get is most satisfying to create.

So have pun with that!

Grammar Blog: Week 10: What is Gaming?

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I am a Las Vegas native. I was born and raised here. It turns out I also play an unhealthy amount of video games.

So I say the following as a Las Vegas person who also plays video games: I’ve always considered “gaming” a reference to video games. Gambling refers to a system, it could be a game, wherein one bets a certain amount of something in the hopes of winning more of that something. Probably something of a tangible value like money.

As an example: A game of blackjack for the sake of playing blackjack is an example of gaming.

A game of Starcraft II played for a bet is an example of gambling.

Gambling can involve games of all sorts, but gaming can be associated with games that are normally correlated with gambling.

Although there are video games with various gambling mini-games in them, such as Final Fantasy XII-2. I would consider those to be gambling simulators since no real money is actually won or lost, just in-game currency that cannot be paid for with real money.

So one could use gaming to gamble, but one typically gambles through the system of a game.

So take it from a native: Although I consider gaming to refer to video games, there are plenty that use gaming to refer to gambling.

Why are words weird?

Grammar Blog: Week 9: You?

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I’ve never considered the usage of you. Not you specifically, but the word “you.” I’ll be honest, I’ve considered Yu Darvish more than I’ve actually considered the word usage of “you.”

When I do think of “you,” I realize I’m thinking of myself. When I think to myself about myself, I say and think “you.” “You” doesn’t refer to a separate entity all the time. “I” has its substantial use within my inner thoughts as well, but I still use “you” to refer to myself at times. It’s usually in some particularly admonishing way, like “You can do better,” or if I want to encourage myself, I’d say “You fucking rock!”

I’ve also noticed “you” being used often in interviews. Sports interviews in particular.

Stanton, the interviewee, says “You’ve always got to be ready” at around 1:05. He’s obviously not telling the interviewer he has to be ready to hit a fastball, but Stanton himself has to be ready.

I couldn’t find much writing on the matter other than my own observations, so take my word for it, and the word of the Marlins’ Giancarlo Stanton, that you always have to prepare for a fastball.

But you or I cannot prepare to hit a fastball at all times, so I just opened up my bookmarks, and went straight for the wiki.

I can’t say it actually means anything really, but it’s just a usage of “you” I’ve always noticed. It mostly seems to happen in impromptu on-field interviews. It’s just something you have to prepare for, you know?

Wait, there’s more?

There’s more.

Before this class, I’m fairly certain I had never heard “yunz.” “Y’all” fo’ sho, but never “yunz.” “Yous” is something I’ve always considered to be a type of east coast slang based solely on a Kevin Smith video I saw.

So of course, I can’t find it anywhere. I guess DeNiro will have to step in.

I’ve just thought of both as weird variations of “you” that I would never use.

My god, Grammarly is screaming at me for even typing in “yunz.”

Maybe English don’t make sense.

Grammar Blog: Week 6: – or -?

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Guys, I had no idea morse code was a part of modern Grammar. It’s the only place where I found all of the – (Not T’s, but – and – obviously). It seems just a little anachronistic to use this form of communication when we have other forms of communication. I can’t even recall the last time I thought about using my phone to transmit an SOS in morse code. Am I also expected to have

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this?

It’s a little much to expect me to use a form of communication that went out of favor in 1999.

Wait… (S)

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Oh, this isn’t suddenly a morse code Grammar class.

Well someone should have told me we were talking about – and -, not – and -. Reading context on the Internet is once again proven to be really difficult.

So let’s talk about and leave on the side for now.

Does anyone really think about their hyphen use? Do you keep up-to-date? Once you’ve taken a look at it, it doesn’t seem too difficult. You might have spent one-third of a minute in a trance-like state considering what a hyphen does, but you’ve figured it out by now.

hyphens are used to join two words or parts of words together while avoiding confusion or ambiguity.

Although like most thing in English,

Consult your dictionary if you are not sure if a hyphen is required in a compound word, but remember that current usage may have shifted since your dictionary was published.

Of course.

Dashes seem even more ambiguous in their use. This may not be true in practice for most people, but for one such as I, it can be confusing. I’ve never really dug the use of dashes. I wouldn’t say I avoided them, but I don’t usually think of a situation where I should use one.

You may not think it could be confusing – it is.

This may or may not be an example – you never know.

You may have been the wind beneath my wings – maybe.

If my glowing not-so-obvious examples were not enough then let definitions enlighten your dashing mind.

Dashes can be used to add parenthetical statements or comments in much the same way as you would use brackets.

Alright, that doesn’t seem so bad, I bet you could use this in any situ-

In formal writing, you should use the bracket rather than the dash as a dash is considered less formal.

Shit.

But most important of all, when I think of dashes, this comes to mind:

Dashes can be used to create emphasis in a sentence.

In the approximately ninety-one-billion-years I’ve spent thinking about hyphens and dashes, I hope my research helped in some small way – you never know.

 

 

 

 

Grammar Blog: Week 5:Buy Indent Today!

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Oh… I see you’ve discovered one of my many jobs related to grammatical terms that happen to be named after companies… I mean, we can’t surely be referring to the act where one simply nudges the opening sentence in a paragraph a little to the left. If we are, I have a horrible secret to tell. I do warn you that the following may be unsuitable to anyone’s eyes…

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I’ve been trying to indent on this page for the last twenty minutes, but it never shows up. The other dirty secret? I love indenting so much thanks to academia.

Man, I really do.

It kills space. It signals the start to a new paragraph. It actually makes whatever I am writing look tiny bit more professional than before. The benefits for the paper driven college student are enormous. You really only need one, although there are up to four.

But trust me, and yes, you should trust someone who begins their sentences with “but,” you need to invest in indents today, and you only really need to use one kind. Shore up your indents today!

Grammar Blog: Week 4: Sentenced to Sentence.

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In an absolute cliche opening to a post asking a question about something most people know, I will reveal the dictionary definition of a sentence, or this title will make even less sense than it already does.

Grammar. a grammatical unit of one or more words that expresses an independent statement, question, request, command, exclamation,etc., and that typically has a subject as well as a predicate, as in Johnis here. or Is John here? In print or writing, a sentence typically begins with a capital letter and ends with appropriate punctuation; in speech it displays recognizable, communicative intonation patterns and is oftenmarked by preceding and following pauses.

So we/I know what a sentence does. I guess we’re done. Thanks for reading.

Looks like I’ve lost my elevator music.

While I’m looking for that, let me think about sentences.

It’s about communication. It’s not a terribly great revelation, unfortunately.

That being said, the order does matter. Sentences are methods by which we exchange information with one another while retaining the subject, verb, and object. Every sentence should have a purpose and if we’re lucky, each sentence is indeed conveying a new kind of information.

Otherwise, the sentence is redundant. I’m pretty sure my sentences only deliver the most up to date information. Yes, my sentences, they only deliver the most critical of words and the most rigorously set standard of new information. These, my words, are only capable of sending relevant and refreshed info- giphy

I must also say, I’ve used Grammarly for this post, and I’ve only been called out on four errors.If we’re going by the blog standard, I must have earned a triple platinum credit card by now.

No, I don’t know how those two thoughts are related to the subject at hand, but I would certainly love a triple platinum credit card. It must have three times the platinum!

Where would we be without the order imposed on us by English Grammar and sentence structure?

Know don’t I.

End post the of coming is.

Elevator, is oh here music

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